lizthefangirl:

piratesherlyholmes:

SUGAR

HONEY

ICE 

TEA

#I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE DREAMWORKS! 

*sPITS DRINK*

(via butslightly)

thrithwig:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

thrithwig:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

(via butslightly)

aliensandpredators:

"EXCUSE ME DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO HEAR ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR CTHULHU?"

aliensandpredators:

"EXCUSE ME DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO HEAR ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR CTHULHU?"

(Source: toutlecine.com)

sydneythefangirl:

facts-i-just-made-up:

septicshock101:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.

Here’s the previous one.

I have never hard those terms before. Fascinating 

These are just the top ten, I got over 300 questions and learned more slang terms for penis than I ever imagined could exist.

downstairs sausage

(via cottycordle)

oatmeal:

Bonus panel here.  Read more comics here.

(via cottycordle)

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nerdsandgamersftw:

Hero-Glyphics

By Josh LN

(via cottycordle)

isfuckingfun:

Futurama 3D 

(via cottycordle)

eatpussylivehappy:

the first person to ever lick pussy must of been likeimage

(via unfixablelove)

verybigpimpin:

*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

(via cr-wford)

(Source: bigbrocalypse, via cottycordle)

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